Holy S#*t. I’m Alive.
“I want some peanut butter”. My first words out of a coma… followed by a string of ear-stinging filth that’s not suitable for the internet. Too bad I said it to my Mom. [...more]
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Hey baby, what winks & has 3100 watts between it’s legs?
Yesterday (Thanksgiving), I drove uphill all day in the freezing rain & didn't get electrocuted. Which was nice. Props to the Brammo engineers for the advanced anti-private-parts-electrocution technology. Much obliged, gentlemen... [...more]
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My new wheels
OK, finally getting settled in on the road. Time to unload some updates. Picked up the bike at Best Buy on Sunday. Thankfully, the weather sucked less than Saturday night. In fact, Sunday was gorgeous. Perfect day for a motorcycle from Best Buy (wtf?). Here’s how it went down: [...more]
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Lightning struck my plane
I'm just kidding. That didn't happen. Would have been ironic, though. Quick... somebody tell a Canadian chick to write a song about it... [...more]
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Beer & loathing in Atlanta
29 hours until my 3800 mile, cross-country electric folly begins. 49 degrees & raining in Portland but I couldn't be more excited. Yeah, H2O & electricity aren't BFF but when you think about it, life is a risk... [...more]